I want to be friends with Matt Damon. Best friends.
But I am not friends with Matt Damon and in fact we have never met.
This is a problem that needs fixing.

I want to be friends with Matt Damon. Best friends.
But I am not friends with Matt Damon and in fact we have never met.
This is a problem that needs fixing.
I’ll confirm she’s Matt Damon. By she I mean he. Unintentional haiku.
Then maybe you should take...look at some photos of me. They are definitely photos of me...